checking my ma$e (part 1)

you know when you're at your friends house and there's nothing going on, it's pretty standard to just be like "can i check my mail?" and hop on the dude's computer to check your myspace/facebook/e-mail/message boards/whatever. well, next time you're in that position, fuck checking your MAIL, just check your MA$E.

yes ma$e, the most awesomely uncool rapper of all time with the dance moves that are so bad they're great. talk about a future nigga. this is the first in the series of essential ma$e that must be checked.