a double shot of robocop

no doubt about it, robocop is the fucking man. have you ever seen robocop? awesome movie, it's about this cop that gets killed and then they make him into a robot, and i think they want him to be a machine or something but he can't shake his humanity. it's really good, the part where the gangmembers are killing the normalcop that later turns into robocop is brutal, they shoot his arm off with a shotgun. anyway here's two of the best clips of robocop on youtube (that aren't clips from the awesome movie)

so here's the korean fried chicken commercial featuring a REALLY SHINY robocop that comes out of the TV and terrifies these children. wait a second, isn't robocop an R-rated movie? oh well, shit's different in korea or whatever. there are many great things about this commercial, but the best part is when robocop says something in korean that sounds EXACTLY like "YO I'M ABOUT TO EAT" in english. 

not a lot to be said about this one, it starts off with this ridiculous scene of robocop informing us all that DRUGS BUG HIM. then peter weller names every slang word for drugs in existence and tells you to go to the boys and girls club. i'll always remember the boys and girls club of lansdale as the last gasp of lansdale hardcore, set your goals and some other awful bands played there. the place sucked, no worse venue for a show than a gigantic gymnasium, one time someone yelled at me for playing with the children's playhouse in the lobby and said i was disrespecting the venue. ah shut up.