Monday, May 25, 2009

something for free


"Can I help you?"
"Sure! Your money!"
"Hey I just wanna pay for this?"
"It's on the HOUSE, KID!"
"Ow."
"Hey buddy you okay? You sure?"
"Money?"
"So, do I get mine on the house too?"
"NO WAY ASSHOLE! You gotta pay!"
"Well that's not fair, you gave the kid his for free. Or maybe you're just too much of a chickenshit to pick on someone your own size."
"He's right. You shouldn't play favorites. Okay tough guy, come and get some for free."
"COME ON TOUGH GUY!"
"Suck my dick!"
"Suck this, jerkoff"
"Hey come on Nick, we gotta go... what's this?"
"Just a couple of punks giving me a warm-up"
"I'll sue you for police brutality, pig"
"Yeah yeah, shut up"

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