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unfortunately embedding is disabled on this clip, but everyone should spend all weekend studying/trying to wrap their heads around the words of scott steiner. even for non-wrestling fans, there's a lot of wisdom to be gained from wrestling, such as this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWPlnIxqOwI

"YOU'RE FROM THAT STINKING COUNTRY YOU CALL CANADA, SO I THINK IT'S YOUR TIME TO GO BACK UP TO THAT CESSPOOL, THAT PLACE WE CALL "MEXICO NORTH"... AND I APOLOGIZE TO ALL THE MEXICANS OUT THERE"

"THAT'S WHY I'M A GENETIC FREAK!"

"WHEN IT WAS TIME TO EAT FOUR TWINKIES, YOU ATE FIVE. WHEN IT WAS TIME TO EAT A HAMBURGER, YOU ATE A HAMBURGER WITH EXTRA CHEESE, EXTRA MAYONNAISE, AND EXTRA KETCHUP!"

"SEE YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE GIRLS THAT LIKES ROMANCE, I'M A TALK TO MY FREAKS RIGHT NOW"

"SAMOA JOKE, YOU ARE GENETIC JUNK."

"SHUT UP CANDY" "it's crystal" "LISTEN SKANK JUST HOLD THE MIC"

"ROCKIN YOUR BUZZ LIGHTYEAR BLANKET..."

"SHE CALLS ME! THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY! AND I ALWAYS SATISFY!"

"YOUR WIFE KEEPS ON CALLING ME! SEE SHE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE WITH A REAL MAN! SHE WANTS SATISFACTION FROM A GENETIC FREAK!"

"ALL YOU SACRAMENTO SCUMBAGS!"

"SO AS YOU'RE IN THE HOSPITAL, SCREAMING IN PAIN, YOUR WIFE WILL BE ON HER BACK, SCREAMING MY NAME!"

"BIG POPPA PUMP IS YOUR HOOK UP, HOLLER IF YOU HEAR ME!"